Pepsi

The retarded step child of Coca-Cola products. Basically the employees of Coca-cola thought it would be really funny to take the original formula of Coke, put MORE carbonated water and LESS syrup into the mix, then add a small amount of heroin and a mysterious amount of drain cleaner. They sold their first batch on April 1st, 1939 in a small disclosed location. One year later the formula was brought to the public and those addicted those too stupid enough to read the ingredients.

Guy One: "What are you drinking?"
Guy Two: "Pepsi. Would you like some?"
Guy One: "Some of that jacked up, inbred soda product? Hell no!"

Guy One: "I used to drink pepsi until I got diagnosed with cancer."

by FrickleFrackle22 August 24, 2009

peeping

pooping and peeing at the same time

omg, i'm peeping" "gross, don't tell me that

by auscaptain October 28, 2010

Pepsi

What happens when you mix coke with sewage.

I prefer my coke without sewage thanks. Keep the Pepsi away!

by Brienne January 21, 2004

Pepsiman

A particularly spastic individual who dwells in the slums of Missouri and communicates with members of The Wilberforce School via a shitty dollar store Xbox mic. Arrested after a drug deal wrong, he was soon sentenced to life in prison in Missouri State Penitentiary. Rumor has it he is being transferred to Wilberforce soon. Might be a furry.

Person: ”Hey pepsiman are you a furry”
Pepsiman: “Maybe”

by Aninimity January 26, 2020

Pepsi Cup

You fucking thought you could find the definition here. well your wrong you'll never understand this. NEVER

You: Whats a Pepsi Cup?
Me:HA you don't know what a Pepsi Cup is, fucking loser.

by LugerUser54 October 7, 2020

Pepsi

The name for a person/comp that tried to rip off your idea but just ended up making it worse... yours,coca-cola=the real thing, will always be superior!

The stars will always shine, the birds will always sing
As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing
Coca-cola is always the one
Whenever there is fun, there's always coca-cola
do do do do dood, do do do ,do do (doo dood do do doooh)
do do do do dood, always coca-cola!

by coca October 21, 2003

Pepsi

Inferior to coca cola

Mike only likes Coca cola. He thinks pepsi is some kind of cow urine.

by Mike Wise August 6, 2006