poking your pussy

yanking someone's chain, pulling one over on someone

Don't worry about it, I'm just poking your pussy.

by JoeMama215 December 9, 2008

PAKing

To skip more than half of the hours you are scheduled to work in a given day.

"Man fuck this job, I'm PAKing, be back in 5 hours."

A group of students are at a lecture at West Virginia University. When the students realized that this lecture is of no importance, they say to themselves, "We're out of here, we're PAKing!"

by A fellow PAKer January 25, 2013

Poking Smot

1.well for one, its a way of saying smoking pot without getting in trouble and or letting other people no what your talking about....

2.its also what you say after to much blunts!

poking smot

1.

man1: dude what you doin today
man2:nothing you?
man1:not much wanna poke smot?
man2: sure.

or...

mom: bob what are you doing today?

Bob: im gunna go hang with my friends and play basketball or poke smot.
...........................................................................................
2.

guy1:dude that shit got me twisted man.
guy2: hell yeah! i love pokin smot!
guy1: what?
guy2: i said i like smokin pot.
guy1: oh hahaha

by ~Notorious King~ May 28, 2009

Poking Pillow Toss

The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".

"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".

by canadian orgasm maestro September 27, 2010

peeking duck

A large turd that is uncomfortably peeking out of your bung hole

Bro I gotta find a bathroom, I got a peeking duck!

by mrmeanor January 20, 2016

Peingus

A strangly shaped or deformed dick that doesn't function properly. Can be used as an insult to something or some one who doesn't get the job done.

America's government is a major peingus.

by Wigga #2 March 20, 2016

Hurricane Peeing

The act of urinating in a bathroom in a public place while spinning in circles, urinating on everything you possibly can, while screaming hurricane. Including ones own and others feet. You get extra points if you can do it while in the presence of a bathroom attendant.

I was so plastered last night and ended up hurricane peeing all over Perkins bathroom and got kicked out. The manager tried to make me clean it up but I ran.

by Randy the drunk cheese burger May 13, 2011