When a guy what's to fuck you but his dick is flaced, so if he tried he would just be grinding against you awkwardly
he pulled it out, I was ready for him to penetrate me but he just started slapping his dick off me like a flappy pecker
by The white knight October 04, 2015
by Ezoangelofdeath June 19, 2021
Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.
"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"
- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"
- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"
by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019
by Leroy_Da_Nigga January 12, 2016
The act of your partner vomiting up Lucky Charm's cereal on your schlong upon oral sex, typically resulting in a rainbow-like hue.
"Ay lads, looks like I got ye olde Rainbow Pecker last night with Becky..."
"Sorry boys, can't make the movie tonight. Got another case of the Rainbow Pecker."
"Sorry boys, can't make the movie tonight. Got another case of the Rainbow Pecker."
by Brother Wumbo December 16, 2019
1) A mother pecker is a man who fucks his mother like a mother fucker. Unlike "mother fucker," which means a man who fucks his mother in any style, a mother pecker fucks her from behind in doggy style or licks her anus from behind.
2) Like "mother fucker," it also just insults someone to be blamed.
2) Like "mother fucker," it also just insults someone to be blamed.
1. John: "Did you know Tom fucked his mom Pamela from behind so many time?"
Mike: "What?! He is indeed a mother pecker!"
2. "You, mother pecker!"
Mike: "What?! He is indeed a mother pecker!"
2. "You, mother pecker!"
by yorosan November 23, 2022