Dan Patton

the most hottest guy ever.
he meow's alot.

for example, 'MEOW MOTHER FUCKERS DAN PATTON IS HOT'

by Sparkes_ October 17, 2011

Ms Patton

The act of someone peeing on someone else's front yard. Usually in a drunken stupor by a female.

Did you see that chick pull a Ms Patton at dude's party the other night?!

I'm going to Ms Patton real quick, I'll be right back.

by stanleywinters December 1, 2011

Coral Patton

Coral. Coral is male. Coral, a man chockablock with sexual tendencies. A beautiful man is He. As beautiful as He is, He is also treacherous. F'r this sir shall stealeth thy distaff and coequal thy male through showing thee his masturbation technique as you stare into his Third Eye and Nipple. In order to put down a Coral thou must rip the third nipple so the process remains unfinished. Then you can enjoy Coral Patton with no fear. You may also freely enjoy all 63 of his genitalia. He is never flaccid.

“Fucking got Coral Patton’d, he kinda took my soul and I’m in love with all 63 of his genitalia.”

“Dear lord, spawn a Coral Patton near me. No one is able to satisfy me any longer in bed. I’m a man by the way.”

by SidanthisStraightBitches November 14, 2019

incurable patong herpes

When you share a bottle of water with a ladyboy on bangla road and develop blisters the following days making you wonder if you havent caught herpes & causing you to seek medical advice. Will I be okay?

Poor Aurelien, that Incurable Patong Herpes will never go away.

by chris_77 January 8, 2020

Dolly Parton Challenge

A challenge created to show how versatile or multifaceted people can be. The challenge originated from a meme created about about the famous, multitalented, Dolly Parton, showing what her multiple social media profiles would like . Once the meme circled around the internet, it didn’t take long for it to become a challenge. #dollypartonchallenge

“Hey, I didn’t know Brandon had an onlyfans account.”
“How do you know?”
“He used a risqué picture in his # Dolly Parton challenge on Instagram and labeled it (OnlyFans).”
“He’s probably just joking.”

by The regal__kxng January 25, 2020

Dolly Parton Bridge

A bridge in Mobile, AL named the General W.K. Wilson Jr. Bridge, but known to as The Dolly Parton Bridge by locals and others because of it's boob shape.

We just crossed the Dolly Parton Bridge hehehe

by TheNinthWave October 3, 2020

Dolly Parton

Working a shift that is 9 to 5

I have a couple of Dolly Partons to look forward to.

by Stacy Cat October 24, 2020