pabst blue ribbon

The cheap beer of choice for indie kids, scene kids, or hipsters.

Hipster no. 1: Hey man, hand me another Pee Bee Arrr!!!
Hipster no. 2: Wha??? You want more Pabst Blue Ribbon? NAY!

by WestCoastIsTheBestCoast June 3, 2006

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El Paso

El Paso, better referred to as "Que Paso" (meaning "what happened") located in the Westernmost part of Texas, is a city composed of toxic, uncultured snobs that have no sense of identity owing to the fact that this is a border-town, and most of the people born in this city were given birth by parents who come from Chihuahua (by far the most violent Mexican state according to statistics, and extremely retrograde in culture, where women are super slutty and men listen to narco-corridos and everyone gets wasted). There's also the Anglosaxons that are here because they are too poor to live anywhere else.

According to statistics, people in this town are also more alcoholic even at a young age, and vaping is extremely prevalent in the youth, and everyone behaves like it's normal because it's ingrained in the culture. The party scene sucks too - it's just some crappy Mexican tunes along with doing "perreo" with some Chihuahuan midget chicks and out-of-shape Chihuahuan dudes saying a prolonged wey every two seconds.

Shout-out to real Mexicans, like those in Mexico City, San Miguel de Allende, Guanajuato etc; there are far fewer nacos in those cities unlike Chihuahua and El Paso!

Moral of the story: Unless you come from a deeply dysfunctional family, you'll be hard pressed to have a good time... but on the bright side, at least there's Neon Desert Music Festival, so cheer up!

Me: Man, I am so glad I lived in El Paso for a couple of years and left to San Antonio!
Dude: Shit man, Que Paso?
Me: El Paso Paso.

by EntrepetunousYes May 5, 2020

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Juan Pablo

Juan Pablo has the sweetest smile you'll ever see and the kindest heart you'll ever meet. He is passionate about life and simple things, such as the sound of birds in the morning, a really nice sunset or a cold breeze in his face while he is walking. Juan Pablo is intrigued about life and justice, he can spend hours pondering on hypothetical situations and enjoy his alone time. When you first meet a Juan Pablo he might appear a shy person, he usually is, however he is one of a kind, a very sensitive soul with A LOT to say; even though he rarely shares what's on his mind, when he does, is because either he is drunk or he appreciates and trust you. A very caring and loving person. He will always try to demonstrate how much he loves who he thinks is the one. Juan Pablo doesn’t know how to mange frustration and can do pretty mean jokes sometimes, but don’t take it too personal, he doesn’t really mean them. If you have a Juan Pablo in your life, go and tell him how much he means to you, he probably doesn’t shows it, but this matters to him.

Girl1: I think i've met the sweetest guy alive
Guy2: I think you finally met Juan Pablo.

by thegurlwhohopestobetheone November 23, 2021

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Dick Parsons

Any type of man with a large penis and a knack for being able to fornicate with any woman he desires. He is easily the best looking person in any room he walks into and has been know to use his encyclopedia sized list of pick up lines to bang any girl or guy he pleases.

I was dancing with this girl all night and i thought we were gonna leave together until a Dick Parsons walked into the room and she immediately started sucking his dick on the dance floor.

by desothelioma September 15, 2009

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Pabst Penis

The in ability of a male to perform sexually due to the consumption of too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Girl 1: I was going to fuck him last night, but he couldn't get it up.

Girl 2: Yeah I saw him pounding Pabst Blue Ribbon at the bar. He must have gotten that Pabst Penis.

by Dr. Topher September 1, 2014

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