Topic poll

When an antagonistic opinion poll is conducted through the topic of an IRC channel. Often the source of hostility or e-drama and will always result in at least one person getting butthurt.

Rumor has it that Yugoslavia dissolved as a result of a topic poll.

by Cowman133 July 3, 2017

Cross-pollinated

The act of being stoned.. and drunk.. at the same time “cross-polled” for short

Klim: Hey! How was last night?
Kathleen: Oh man! We were suckin down beers and smoking so much kush! We were so cross-pollinated! I was so cross-polled I agreed to peg my husband.

by Cornbeefha$h May 7, 2022

poll hawks

A nickname for the sycophantic pseudo-patriots who are taking 45’s directive to become poll watchers seriously.

We must become America’s poll hawks to prevent outright thieving and other unamerican fake voting practices like double and triple-voting illegals that we all know these lefties are busing en masse to the polls!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020

Natalie Pollard

A Psychopathic wife who's goal in life is to play nice and convince the spouse into marriage. Once this task has been accomplished she will then turn into a satan-sort of a human-being and forcefully remove your sexual organs and hands. she will then harvest these organs and only give them use during self pleasure in the form of masturbation. Once you can stand no more she will lock you and all your children in the frigid basement and torment you unitl you can stand no more. Finally she will take a nazi dagger and make an incision across your trachea causing extreme blood loss leading to death, which only brings furthe peasure to her. Once the spouse is deceased she will perform sexual experiments on the children such as attaching squirrel testicles and removing the human ones. once all her fun and games have been performed and she is satisfied with her demoness, she will then break a valve filled with fatal carbon monoxide gas, and watch the kids through a video camera as they suffer for their last breathe.

Natalie Pollard" im gonna cut your balls off"

by Jeffrey the shit Dahmer December 28, 2009

mr pollard

Big fucking strokes nonce

You see that nonce he’s a bit like mr pollard

by Nworb Mullac November 19, 2018

cross-pollinate

During vaginal intercourse, the penis is inserted into a woman's ass and then inserted back into her vagina; therefore, the penis takes the shit from her ass and gets it into her vagina.

Rick was so drunk the other night that his cock slipped out of what's-her-name's vagina and he put it in the wrong hole--her ass. After she complained, he put his dick back in her vagina and finished up. She got a yeast infection because that’s what happens when guys cross-pollinate.

by tonymarc May 16, 2009

pollen

Tree jizz

In the spring, the trees let out a lot of pollen in hopes that one might pollinate another tree, thus fertilizing and making a new baby tree.

by CelestineVI May 2, 2014