plantist

A person who discriminates against certain types of plants

John believed that some plants were not needed in the environment. John is plantist.

by Plantdad October 19, 2017

cum plant

the leaf/vine like plant that, when ripped oozes a white secretion that is very similar to man juice.

mark has an obsession withthe cum plant

mark: look guys a cum plant!
*drinks the fluid of the cum plant*
everyone: that is so horribly disgusting i think i'll have to kill gerry

by andrew osullivan September 12, 2006

plant the seed

the flossiest move one can drop or do. It often occurs when the dropper of the seed is out of his or her dome.

To plant the seed means to

1) plant a male seed (a colony of sperm) into the female counterpart.

2) to drop a flossy move on a girl to show you are interested in her. AKA to start a relationship without any commitment.

Dude - i think I am going to plant the seed...I told her to text me....

or

I heard Jim planted the seed with his swizzle stick last night....Better look into plan B jim....

by agritarianfarmer May 25, 2011

face plant

A serious fall in which you land on your face. It's called a "face plant" because it appears as if you're trying to do an impression of a plant with your face as its roots.

Last night at Sigma Chi I was so wasted that I slipped, bounced off the ramp, and did a serious face-plant onto the ground below.

by Nick D May 24, 2004

Plant Pussy

The plant pussy will avoid any conflict, argument or mild disagreement, if he thinks it might lessen his changes at enjoying your plants.

Larry told me some bullshit last night I wanted to argue about but I love Larry's sativas more. You can call me a "plant pussy", that's the truth, Ruth.

by funkspiel October 21, 2009

pitcher plant

a plant that eats meat by luring flying insects into the tube-like structure of it's leaf. the leaf-hinged flap shuts on the tube, leaving the fly trapped inside. the walls are made of a substance that prevent flys climbing up then, so when they run out of energy, they fall into the gastric juices that digest it.

the pitcher plant eats meat

by k.f. May 23, 2006

plant

A movie critic; one who is paid off from a major movie studio to give a fake positive fluff review. Sometimes the said "critic" doesn't even exist at all, and is just a fake name with a fake quote. Studios use this tactic as damage control for a potential flop.

"The 3% of critics who gave positive reviews for Battlefield Earth on Rotten Tomatoes definitely had to be plants from Warner Bros. studios. No one could ever voluntarily praise that movie without being bribed. "

by Dr Claw April 24, 2008