Petty Zoo

When two or more bitches attempt to match each other in childish behavior, substituting genuine and honest conversation with sneer comments and petty remarks.
Basically any episode of "Real Housewives" or anything on TLC is like the San Diego of Petty Zoos.
by TonyTheTampon March 14, 2017
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petty coven

A group of friends that has a leader (the main petty-king/queen) that spill tea (gossip/information on situations) in each other’s lives that they want to talk about, but most people would find scandalous or petty.
“I just formed a petty coven, I have so much to say. Especially about that slut Janet. She’s so basic, yet she’s so unbearable.”
by ¡NotTheBananas! March 28, 2019
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Winnie Petty

When that relative (like your auntie) has no business being as ignorant as they are. Ignorance that demands a refund on one's earned degree program.
Chile, I cannot believe that heifer did all that...she was being "Winnie Petty".
by Mochahuney July 21, 2018
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Petty Crocker

When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel

they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.
Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.
by halestorm187 December 23, 2017
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pettying

free balling, made popular by the parody of Tom Petty's Free Falling.
GS: just realized I have not had any clothes on since five minutes after I walked into the house several hours ago. Hope my roommate doesn't come home unexpectedly.

AVZ: Really? Are you Pettying and everything?
by WckdTwstr January 19, 2012
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petty nipple

1. A None/ unknown lactater that produces SYNTHETIC milk.

2. A male to female breastfeeding

3. A person with a large areolas and a taco 🌮 meat upon thy breast.
This petty nipple ass bitch is breast feeding this damn babydoll!.

" No she didn't try to show off that flat ass chest with her petty nipple ass!
by Lickemloe December 28, 2023
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petty-face

When someone's face is so ugly its pathetic.
by Miss Kitty325 February 19, 2010
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