petty thief

Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.

A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".

Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

Petty Masturbation

The act of masturbating to fully clothed people or simply to the idea of something.

Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you

by Mothonator January 4, 2015

petty officer

A policeman who is tasked with handling minor offenses like having a "loud" party or swiping a candy bar.

Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

petty bitches

makena and ava

those are the petty bitches... everyone is scared of them

by mrjarp April 1, 2020

Petty Twitter Hoe

A hoe that has an alter Twitter ego used to be petty. Commonly used as "Online Thug", "Twitter fingers", "Snake", etc.

Petty Twitter Hoe's are always trying to be "legendary" or get retweets by starting unnecessary drama.

"That girl needs to stop frontin' & being a Petty Twitter Hoe."

by harrypotter1236 September 9, 2016

Petty Never Sleeps

To stay petty 24/7. Never stop being petty.

The only way you're getting to Heaven is to keep it real. Quit being a bitch and talk your shit. Petty never sleeps!

by Dramaaaaaaaa February 9, 2017

Petty Betty

A person who is just doing way to much and just need to be told

Bruhh 1: My Substitute teacher Mr.Kingsley pretty cute

Bruhh 2 : My dog is cuter than all the dudes in this school combined.

Bruhh 1: Bruhhh you a PETTY BETTY!!!!

by Girly101 April 24, 2017