Point blank period

When you are dead ass serious

Damian is daddy, point blank period.

by Luluisa October 26, 2019

periodesia

The complete inability to remember the date of one's last period, most often coinciding with the moment one begins to question if one is pregnant.

She thought she was being funny when she asked, "Well you couldn't be PREGNANT, could you?!" but it sent me into a fit of periodesia.

by LilaMcD January 9, 2009

periodical boobs

The slight swelling and sensitivity of the breasts which a woman experiences for a few days, just before having her menstruation.

The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.

Man: Wow! Your breasts have really gotten bigger! Did you get implants?
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.

by akalisa April 22, 2010

period slurper

A man female or both who slurp period juice.

Brandon and Paul are period slurper's who suck lexy's period juice.

by snickle douche August 13, 2010

Faux Period

Because of certain medical reasons, the body may naturally cease to have a regular menstrual cycle (aka a period). A common medical reason would be birth control such as the Mirena IUD. You experience all the same symptoms (acne, bloating, cravings, moodiness etc.) but never get your period.

Ugh, I've been bloated for days and my face is breaking out. I must be having my faux period!

by skyydutchez August 28, 2013

mouth period

When your lipstick smears out after making out with a guy or girl, therefore leaving the area around your mouth, and potentially his or hers, red. Thus simulating a woman’s period.

I have such mouth period after making out with that hot dude at the bar. Fuck!

Oh my honey, you have a bad case of mouth period. My concealer won’t even help!

by Emma2907 January 1, 2019

Reverse Period

When you throw up blood into a girls pussy, often during sexual acts.

Guy 1: I did a reverse period into my girl last night
Guy 2: Are you ok?
Guy 1: I'm currently at the hospital

by Backseat_Driver August 27, 2019