padophile

Individual who is obsessed with pads on peoples feet.

That Joe, with his foot fetish, he always licks the bottom of my feet...the pads. He is a padophile.

by Frisco Stories October 9, 2008

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Paedogeddon

Describes what happens when the ranks of puppy-squeezers reaches critcal mass.

Matthew Kelly is yet another victim of Paedogeddon.

by neilbombd January 30, 2003

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padoinker

Wisconsin slang for Male sex organ; penis, dick, cock, peter, Johnson, peterjohnson,

"Think I hooked up with a burner last night, my padoinker is on fire"

"Criiiiipes that swamp donkey from da bar? Loose as a goose but I bet she gives good head"

"Yep. Worth iiiiiiitttt"

"I think you'd lose your padoinker if it wasn't attached to ya"

by Heard that June 18, 2014

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paedosexual

Someone who actually engages in sexual contact with children. Paedophiles do not necessarily do this: many paedophiles like the thought of sex with children but would never actually take part in it.

Paedophilia isn't a crime; in most countries, paedosexuality is.

by Mr. British November 19, 2006

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Paedophile (s)

Evidently, Americans need to keep a dictionary handy at all times because apparently they don't know that the word P-E-D-O-P-H-I-L-E is. With all the crap going on with the Catholic church one would think that it would be as easy as pumping gas. But, unfortunately, some of the more estrogen enriched members of our country can't even do that, so perhaps I'm asking too much.

Your dad was a pedophile, and it corrupted your brain in such a way that you can no longer spell.

by Brooksie February 23, 2005

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