Owened

A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.

Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*

by -ONEis- March 31, 2009

owen

owen starts of as a player. he soon realizes that he wants a loving wife, and possibly some children. owen typically does very well in school. owen is a short guy with a big personality. owens are usually are usually outdoorsy men. he is kind spirited and loves helping others. he usually gets rewarded for his actions and gets medals of kindness. :) he also loves dogs but hates cats.

whoah!!! i wish i was more like Owen!!!!!!!!!

by akabalola1342 October 8, 2016

Owens

Narcissism incarnate

"Yea, you could come clean. Or you could pull an Owens and lie remorselessly"

by Jolly J May 16, 2004

owen

1. a term used to define an insane WoW tauren chief.

2. commonly referred to as a monstrously large penis able to projectile spermatazoa approximately 3 gazillion feet.

3. a dude totally gunna be sucked off by Lottie Rees.

Lottie: shiit, he's got an owen
Owen: suuuuck it!! :)

by daa wanksta massif May 19, 2008

owen

Owen is the corniest person you would ever meet. If he knows a joke he is saying isn't funny then he'll make his voice high pitched so people would laugh. Owen has pretty eyes and great hair but he has a nasty attitude. Some times you want to slap the shit out of Owen but you dont want to mess up is hair.

Omg! Your soo Owen!

by ilovelife_howaboutyou June 12, 2015

owens

an irish mix that love to get drunk, high, and have a good tymes in their food.

Wow! i love those owens!

by i am irish October 25, 2009

OWEN

OWEN! (say it like that. Shout it.) Is the guy we cannot find

“Hey,where’s OWEN!?!”

“Man where the *beep* is OWEN?!?

“OWENNNNN!!!”

by Arnold Rogers June 19, 2019