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ONE EYED PETE

Trucker slang for a Peterbilt semi truck with a busted headlight.
There went pie eyed Jose in a ONE EYED PETE.
That fudge packing Jo`se in that ONE EYED PETE cut me off!
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one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.
Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.
by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011
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one-eyed ambassador

1. Unofficial title of controversial London 2012 Olympic & Paralympic mascots Wenlock & Mandeville

2. Penis
All over London, young children are lining up around the block to get their hands on a little one-eyed ambassador.
by e2mwpg August 2, 2012
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One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.
Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.
by Boozeturd July 16, 2016
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One eyed screaming semen demon

A penis; also a figure of speech used to describe a penis in an attempt to invoke fear or excitement when described.
How would you like a one eyed screaming semen demon in your ass pal!?!?!
by butanebird91 January 25, 2017
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One Eyed Pirate

The act of a female impersonating a one legged pirate by allowing her lover to kick her in the shins and cum in one of her eyes.
Girl 1: "why are you limping and wearing an eye patch today?"

Girl 2: "Oh, my boyfriend just gave me the old one eyed pirate last night. Aarrrrrrrrr me hearties!"
by DannyBoy78 September 27, 2008
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the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.
George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.
by Jeff May 13, 2005
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