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octopus soir

An octopus soir is the state when a woman's vagina has tentacles coming out of it.
Also the term can be used for the sign when a teenage girl gets their period.

soir = "evening" in French
uh ohh it seems to me that Tarli is pissed again...

dont worry man shes just going through another octopus soir.

yes you go have another period when the french blow your head off

AHH that chick has an octopus soir!!

i heard there's much octopus soir in anime
by Seb_stan November 26, 2007
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bummed the octopus

When a company that used to make nice things sells out and starts making crap.
Howies used to make some nice threads, but they really bummed the octopus a couple of years back.
by finbarD June 30, 2008
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The Octopus

A popular method of moving your limbs to fan out the noxious gases that you have just released - Having just emitted an awful aroma from your rectal passage you should then walk with bow legs and wave your arms around at your sides and slightly to the rear to assist with the wafting of said aroma. Thus imitating the gait of an octopus.
Q - Why are all those people covering their noses and looking disgusted?

A - Johns just let one rip and he's giving it The Octopus
by J-Biiiz March 30, 2011
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Octopused

when you're an innocent little school girl, walking yourself home from the library and all of a sudden, you hear someone call you. out of curiosity, you turn your head, and your long pink hair flows in the wind, and sitting in the dark ally, is a hobo.

"what's wrong?" you walk over to the poor hobo, bending down next to him when suddenly his skin starts to tear and a massive octopus like creature shots it's wet, slippery tentacles at you, sending you screaming and sprawling into the street, somehow loosing your way too short mini school-girl skirt in the process. with good manners(because you are indeed a school girl) you scream and plead for the giant monster to be gentle as he wraps around your arms and dragging you towards it, spreading your legs and teasing you, letting you scream and plead.
"'ho shit, that girl just got octopused!"
by OokamiMariellaChan July 22, 2009
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octapussy

JEEZ that thing is an octapussy!
by horn + y = Horny April 1, 2003
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octopussy

a person with eight vagina's
Kayla has eight vagina's. That means that she is an octopussy
by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008
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the octopus

a woman who's fanny resembals an octopus and engulfs all around her,its tentacels or overly large fanny lips can be said to even undo jars and drag ships and seaman into her salty gusset.
Hey alan i hear you went down on the octopus and survived her salty gusset,yeah but her tentacels stole my hair and i came up smelling of seaman.
by spunk chops December 14, 2009
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