by *Screams in Translate* June 18, 2021

A man who says how every person does negative things to them but not mentioning how they were the first to start it and once you realize who they really are they will start ignoring you. Basically a man who lies about his past for sympathy.
Bob used to always tell me how his exes would break up with him suddenly out of the blue but when I dated him he would always block me for not agreeing with him, he is a orphan man
by Omggirlitsher October 15, 2020

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.
by H6unt July 5, 2023

by Speederx99 January 16, 2022

Dissuading, egg roll eater, hot side pillow, no loved ones, eats bricks, looks like shrek,and stinky
by Brookie dookie July 15, 2022

by Bigggus niggus November 27, 2023

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
