Wet Oats

A nickname for a man with a incredibly large penis, but is very small (5'0) and not very attractive. His stupidity amazes people. Typically called Wet Oats or simply, Oats.

"Wet Oats, your quite the idiot for your 4 inch girth"
Oats, your makin me feel good

by Rick S. Hunter October 27, 2010

Fuckin Oath

An absolute truth, a statement that is surely true or one that cannot be argued against. Also, a statement made by someone that agrees strongly with something that was said.

rdog: niggas is whilin'
kilt: fuckin oath

by robsdaman February 1, 2009

Oatoa

This is an acronym for a sex act that involves, oral sex followed by anal sex, then oral sex again.

Oral Anal Then Oral Again

Last night I Oatoa'ed that girl I picked up, what a nasty freak!

by Whoop June 27, 2004

oatbag

Compensation for a menial job where you receive just enough to make it to the next pay day.

What a farmer gives his plow horse so he will have just enough energy to work until his next feeding.

Jeff took pride in his job at wendy's until he realized that no matter how hard he worked it was all the same oat bag at the end of the day.

by Peter Gibbons October 2, 2003

Oatmeal Blister

When a large puddle of semen is left on the body after ejaculation.

I left an oatmeal blister on her nose.

by Chris Hart July 1, 2005

Oatmeal Party

Noun. An activity in which babyfurs, a subset of the larger Furry fandom, gather in a private place, usually in a hotel room at a furcon, perform oatmeal enemas on themselves and eachother, followed by putting on a diaper or some other youthful garments (overalls are also common) then defecating the oatmeal in to the garments. Optional but common practices in addition to this includes but is not limited to: consumption of the results of the enemas straight from the diapers, switching "loaded" diapers with other babyfurs, and wrapping the "loaded" diapers around their faces while doing whippets.

I was invited to a oatmeal party tonight. They said it was open door but I am pretty sure that con staff will ban them if they don't keep it closed door. Oh well.

by Mambo Breaker November 22, 2010

oatliness

A quantification of how oatly a thing is; how much it is like oats.

Wilford Brimley (known in hacking circles as Teh M3g4 W1lfr0D) has a high oatliness quotient

by Jimbob Jones January 11, 2004