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Lumberjack Cumshot

a gigantic cumshot whose size is worthy of a lumberjack.
Dude, i laid down a monster lumberjack cumshot on sally last night!
by The_Lumberjack September 24, 2011
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lumberjacked

to be pounded excessivly hard by a burly white man. A.K.A a lumberjack
I lumberjacked Kelly so hard last night. It was greeeeeaaaaatttt!!!
by duuudde November 29, 2007
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lumberjacking

When a prostitute jacks a John (customer) for his money and valuables while the John is naked with a full erection (wood).
Those HOs were lumberjacking every drunk College student at Spring Break.
by Money Mark April 28, 2007
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Lumberjacking

Launching your snot out of one nostril while pressing shut the other nostril with your pointer finger. "Typically" performed outside and aimed towards the ground!
After I was lumberjacking near the sideline, my nose was clear enough to breath again. So then I returned to the hockey game.
by cheetofrito April 2, 2009
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Lumberjack shot

Similar to a tequila shot (salt tequila lime), but just more manly, and done with a group of people. First everyone likes their left hand and pours pancake mix on it (the salt). Then the first person in line lifts their right hand in to the air at about a 45 degree angle and yells “YOO HOOOOOO,” lick the pancake mix off their hand takes a bottle of syrup and chugs (tequila). When that lumberjack has had enough syrup they pass the bottle to the next person in line, then takes and chugs from communal milk bowl (lime). When the second person receives the syrup they start with the “YOO HOOOOOO.” This process continues until all the lumberjacks in the group have gone. It is also the responsibility of the last lumberjack in the line to make sure that the syrup and the milk bowl are both killed.
when doing lumberjack shots, his crew mates were all weak, so Darb had to man up and down half a bottle of syrup and a bowl full of milk by him self
by bradthebarbarian December 13, 2009
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lumberjack

a person who loves smoking weed.
called a lumberjack because they 'smell like trees'
Cheech: people are gonna think we're lumberjacks...
Seth: why?
Cheech: cause we smell like trees.
by hiiitlist April 13, 2009
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Hipster Lumberjack

A lumberjack that has hair that touches his shoulders. The Hipster Lumberjack also wears plaid, owns guns, and votes republican.
We have a Hipster Lumberjack across the street. Get your shotguns!
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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