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Nuked shit

When someone shits in a 7-11 big bite box and then places it in a microwave and nukes it for 2-4 minutes and leaves for the homeowner of landlord to find. In some cases a contractor mad at another may nuke a shit as a sign of anger for having to do shitty work in the first place, or for being a asshole in general. Best part of the nuked shit is the fact that it is one of the last places one would look for the stench of shit.
Danny (worker)and Jeff (boss) were stumped for days on the odor in the rental house. Once the nuked shit was discovered Jeff said "guess what Danny? Since I'm the boss, you're the nuked shit cleaner upper!" Danny, being the hardcore badass he is, reached in with bare hands and smeared the nuked shit all over Jeff's seat in his truck.
by Bajaboy January 16, 2013
mugGet the Nuked shitmug.

nuke hiroshima

To Take a Huge shit in an unsuspecting toilet.
by Captain Wacky August 29, 2007
mugGet the nuke hiroshimamug.

nuke 'em

When you put food in the microwave to heat it up.
"Damn man, I'm feedin' for some french fries."
"You wanna call some chinese food?"
"Nah I got frozen ones in the freezer I'm 'bout to just nuke 'em."
by Sendo August 4, 2007
mugGet the nuke 'emmug.

nuke the fridge

To accumulate enough leftovers so as to run out of space in your refrigerator, heat them up in your microwave, and run over to your neighbor's house passed off as food you made to apologize for something you did.
-Yo man, why'd you have to kill his niece too
-Relax we'll just nuke the fridge
-Aight
by Cactus Ham March 10, 2021
mugGet the nuke the fridgemug.

nuke yourself

To drop a nuke at your feet and blow up
I told that freak "nuke yourself"
by Theboss358 March 16, 2016
mugGet the nuke yourselfmug.

The Nuke

Known for his unbounding sense of humor, The Nuke is able to post in threads as fast as lightening. He also shares the same IP address as wordUISjackolope/word
by Tanooki January 29, 2003
mugGet the The Nukemug.

pocket nuke

A tactical nuclear weapon, pocket-sized, capable of vaporizing one full sized adult and with zero nuclear fallout.
I dropped a pocket nuke on that moron and vaporized his ass.
by JZoll November 18, 2015
mugGet the pocket nukemug.

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