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Funk (com)

Funk is a dickriding idiot who pays for cunny and stalks girls, also hes a total wuss
by rugen March 18, 2023
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Sob Com

This is a genre of film for sad comedy. Similar to a "rom com" (romantic comedy), romance is replaced with tears or sobbing.
That movie was great! Couldn't stop crying and laughing at the same time! This Sob Com had all the best parts of Failure to Launch but was much much sadder and better.....
by Ash Ketchum February 16, 2015
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Coms.

Coms. great stuff but use way much more electricity than economical typewriters I'd say.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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com girl

Com women are money whores who get on cam for men who are specifically into girls who infantilised themselves or got a huge rape fetish. They also got a HUGGGEEE asian infantilisation fetish. these dudes tend to own usernames on multiple social media platforms that are considered “clean” looking. An example of a username is @emo on twt or @villian on ig. these usernames cost a lot of money, and whoever buys these types of username develop a status in the com world. Com women look into traits like that when it comes to their love interest. They usually look above average but a lot of them are fat and white women who pretend to be asian. These girls get NOT light money but multiple bands from these dudes who commit crimes online. They would pee on camera, eat their shit, stick a knife up their vagina, stuff a cucumber up their butthole from the fridge and putting it back in the fridge for their family to eat later. Or just esex. Com women plays a part to either milk their com men or become a famous onlyfans girl. they are a different league when it comes to egirls. You can only convince these women to date u if you have money.
lol that com girl got on cam for a cornball
by k838299294 June 14, 2024
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coms

Why isn't there anymore coms in the communal box of coms?
by Beksinski April 26, 2021
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Com Kitty

A term for (typically) teenage girls on discord who have a fixation on com kids and being extorted. They typically have the com accent and are intimidated by and rude to every woman that so much as breathes in the same voice calls. They usually try and fail at the egirl aesthetic, and commonly have blood/gore related banners. They love being extorted, promoting self harm and eating disorders, and being overall wastes of oxygen.
comkid: carve my name into your thigh for my banner, kitten
com kitty: yes daddy~
by msrattatata June 27, 2024
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Grom Com

If you're looking for a new show to watch with your S/O, I'd suggest ******, it's a great grom com
by TastyBeans December 1, 2020
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