Noobs

"Noobs" are non-binary mammary glands or non-binary boobs. This avoid misgendering of the tatas

Chris has a sweet set of noobs!

by Mdlily July 22, 2021

nonstop cum

When you ejaculate and the cum keeps coming out, enough comes out to fill swimming pools but youll likey suffer fatal dehydration before that happens

Wow Steve has nonstop cum, it's so hot. Imagine how many kids he can have

by FlabbyPancakeSause February 11, 2023

the noobs moobs

the negative form of "the bee's knees"

this new justin beiber song is the noobs moobs

by ietto November 2, 2010

queen of the noobs

someone who is that bad at something they are the queen of all the other noobs

"did you see that guy on halo last night"
"yeh, he was a right queen of the noobs"

by j4k3001 September 20, 2009

Im going to own all these noobs

A D.va voice line that makes me want to game end myself

Dva: Im going to own all these noobs >:3
Me: No

by Nugget_isGay October 24, 2020

nonsexual

To fancy someone without caring about their sexual orientation/identity. (Nonromantic...to only be romantically involved and not nonsexually)

Bob loves Bobbet...orentation it doesn't matter.

Lola and Jesse are nonsexuals

Gina and Alex are Nonromantics

by Zwowz May 7, 2016

Nonscuse

A none excuse.

Nonscuse

This isn't a lie, but rather a poor excuse that doesn't really hold water, when one doesn't want to directly say "no".

The other subject wouldn't typically be expected to come up with a solution, and if s/he did, the nonscuse is typically followed up with another. If the other subject is intelligent, they will "get the drift" but if they are stupid, it may at nonscuse 5 or 6 become a requirement to directly inform that you dont wish to.

Mike: "How's about a drink tonight?"
Sarah: "I can't, I have my kids to look after"
Mike : "Well I can come to yours?"
Sarah: "Not really, its a little messy with all the toys"
Mike: "That doesn't bother me Sarah"
Sarah: "And i'm expecting my mum to ring up at some point"

(Mike gets the picture she is giving nonscuse after nonscuse and gives up)

Sarah (horny @ work) : "James, come over to my desk and drop your pants)
James (impotent) : "errrm, I'd love to, but isn't it a little inappropiate?"
Sarah: "Nobody else is in the office for 3 hours, come it will be fun - i've seen you staring at my lady lumps all week"
James: "Well, yeah they are nice, but i'm kinda looking for someone on the internet and saving myself"
Sarah: "Dont be so correct, come on, i'll let you stick it in my mouth"
James: "well.... I don't have any condoms with me"
Sarah: "I'm on the pill James, lets skin on skin"
James: "I dont think you would like it, I've been to the toilet 2 times since my shower"
Sarah: "Thats cool James, dont you like the smell of sex?"
James: "Dont you get it?? I'm impotent"
Sarah: "Well whats with all the nonscuses - just fucking say so"

by footjuicesolutions August 2, 2009