Past-Proof

Words, opinions, or statements that can be said without fear of being scrutinized for things that have happened in the past.

Dinosaurs are dead. That sentence is past-proof.

by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020

Jouf-proof

Nukable, gore-Tex material, DWR, dog proof, child proof, cat proof, put it on a heater proof, pretty much anything proof.

Yo, my jacket survived 9/11!

Yeah but was it jouf-proof?

by JacobSND December 4, 2018

stream proof

Something which only you can see while recording/streaming.

"Apparently John Doe is releasing a new stream proof cheat menu."

by Skiddy Skidderson June 23, 2023

Minty-proof

Something so simple that even a child can understand.

Bob: This manual is so Minty-proof.
John: I know, right? Even my kid can understand it.

by posu May 30, 2011

proof wear

To provide information for a cause.

I have proof wear

by Abcvd January 6, 2024

drown proof

pissing yourself before you enter the waves. surfing superstition

i am a very superstitios person so everytime that i go surfing i make sure to drown proof myself before entering the waves.

by bandit13 May 22, 2008

Proof or Ban

Commonly used in r/WallStreetBets, a subreddit most commonly known for gambling in the stock market, “Proof or Ban” is used in response to someone who posts about a stock trade or stock position they have entered into but has provided zero proof of them being in that trade. If the user does not provide proof, they get banned from the subreddit forever.

It’s similar to the expression of “Put up or Shut Up”

Can also be used in other contexts outside of the subreddit or stocks in general. However it will work best in group chats with friends.

Friend 1: “Bro. You remember Sally? She was that super hot chick we met at the bar a couple weeks ago.

Friend 2: “Yeah, what about her?”

Friend 1: “You’ll never believe it bro, but she just sent me an Instagram dm saying that she would totally let me pipe and that I was the sexiest guy she had ever seen.”

Friend 2: “Bro you’re totally right. I don’t believe it at all. Proof or ban.”

by John “Regarded” Snow December 22, 2023