Walking on pins and needles

This happens when your foot(s) fall asleep (when the veins collapse for an extended period of time) and your skin gets numb. When you walk, it feels like pins and needles.

Guy 1: (bad emotion)
Guy 2: What's the matter?
Guy 1: I'm walking on pins and needles.
Guy 2: Sit down and rest your legs for a minute.
(1 minute later)
Guy 1: That feels better!
See also: pins and needles

by elevatorfan7072 August 3, 2012

I hear green needle

You say this when something is not clear or hard to hear. In the beginning, there was a debate from a video with a strange sound. People heard lots of things, but the most common one was a guy saying "green needle". Now it's like a running gag.

(there's a weird thing or sound). I hear green needle.

by i dunno how to name myself March 25, 2023

needle dick bug fucker

a moniker referring to an individual with a penis so small and thin it can only be used to procreate with insects. After long term "bug fucking", the individual begins to prefer it to attempting regular sex

Did you hear Stacy hooked up with Brad? No way, that guy's a needle dick bug fucker

by Chamber6 May 28, 2020

Needle-fucking the e

Running low on gas in your automobile.

While I was driving home, I noticed I was needle-fucking the e so I got some gas.

by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

Pissing Through The Eye Of A Needle

Rippin the beer shits into the shitter and its sounds and feels like your pissing out of your ass. Yeah you know those ones......they usually burn too.

I sure pissed through the eye of a needle on that one....yeah you guys thought I was pissing eh...well I wasnt.....I was shittin soup you fuckin Wikedy Wiener

by Iron James January 26, 2004

stick a needle in my eye

Excruciating pain that is better than....

I'd rather stick a needle in my eye than listen to her voice!

by houstonsocialbutterfly July 21, 2009

My eyes! They feel like needles!

What one screams in agony when one's eyes feel like needles.

Often shouted hysterically when hydrochloric acid, potassium permanganate, nitric acid, citric acid or some caustic or industrial chemical enters your eyes, and you can't help but scream in pain.

Greg Gregorius (after squirting orange juice in his eye): My eyes! They feel like needles!
Me: Here, let me gouge them out for you with this plastic spoon.
Greg: No, I'm quite fine, thanks.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005