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A slang term for neat. Can be used at any point in a conversation. On MSN it is most often spelled out as Capital N e a r t period-Ex) Neart.
Fuck man Joe's getting on my Prom date...Neart Novy Neart.
Awfully Neart.
NEAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT (drunkish slur)
Awfully Neart.
NEAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT (drunkish slur)
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by BBells March 18, 2011
Get the Nearium mug.When you ain't a virgin but you ain't a lad either. Your at a tragic point in your life where you have many times nearly lost your V-card but due to your awkwardness and lack of chat you failed to get some.
Person 1: Hey ain't see you in a while, you still a virgin?
Person 2: It's complicated
Person 1: What do you mean ??
Person 2: I'm nearly not a virgin
Person 2: It's complicated
Person 1: What do you mean ??
Person 2: I'm nearly not a virgin
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A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.
The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.
The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.
Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
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