Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.
"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."
fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021
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John: Chatgpt these days being really karenistic about everything.
Sally: Nobody can really control it. We spread our Karenism culture to the mountains of Tibet and demanded to speak to even the manager of ancient thought.
Sally: Nobody can really control it. We spread our Karenism culture to the mountains of Tibet and demanded to speak to even the manager of ancient thought.
by cyberphunkisms April 22, 2023
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ready to lie at any given moment. :/
for some reason most of the time knows lots of laws with special outdated ones, too ;
ALWAYS WANTS TO SEE THE FRACKIN MANAGER?!
Racist :(
The male versions are Kyle, male-Karen, Ken, and Steve (with an exception of Jack and Jeff)!
ready to lie at any given moment. :/
for some reason most of the time knows lots of laws with special outdated ones, too ;
ALWAYS WANTS TO SEE THE FRACKIN MANAGER?!
Racist :(
The male versions are Kyle, male-Karen, Ken, and Steve (with an exception of Jack and Jeff)!
by kashiute February 25, 2021
Get the karen mug.A conflict seeker who is willing to start conflicts. Easily affended, and vengfull. If affended has desire to make you lose your job. Likes there hair short to bald. Likes to be center of attention. Thrives in negativity, and wishes to rule over everyone.
by Amelia.Summers October 17, 2020
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