NASCAR (adj) 

worse than worst; epitome of bad; ridiculously horrible

Shooping for curatins and pillow shams with the wife is NASCAR (adj)

NASCAR (adj) by Evil Jedi July 19, 2006

Nascar Fan 

Someone who is uncultured, lacks a full set of teeth, and votes Republican.

People that voted for Bush were most likely Nascar fans.

Nascar Fan by raggy biotch October 2, 2005

NASCAR Fan 

A proud dedicated person who enjoys the thrill and excitment of America's fastest growing sport.
Some fans spend a week or more at the race track, proving to be far more dedicated than any football, baseball or hockey fan.
Most are usually very easliy upset when people generalize them as 'rednecks' 'inbreds' and 'idiots'. Especially considering a large number of race fans are highly educated people that live in urban areas, ranging from age 1 to 99.

Listen folks, we are passionate people, and you can't generalize us, because we're all very different, we just share a love for an amazing sport.

Look at that NASCAR fan over there, with all her teeth, voting for a democrat, with no rebel flag in site.

NASCAR Fan by A Cute Female Race Fan May 22, 2006

NASCAR Facelift 

"NASCAR Facelift" describes the tightly-pulled-back hair style favored by lesser-educated women in the lower socio-economic class.

If that big mama's NASCAR Facelift was any tighter, she'd have a permanent grin."

NASCAR Facelift by Georg Znaeym May 6, 2006

NASCAR chicks 

(noun) NASCAR chicks are women and girls who often are involved in the sport due to the sexyness of the drivers. They also enjoy the loud noises caused by the engines, and don't mind being proud about they're being a NASCAR fan. However, do not refer to these fragile creatures as rednecks, for they can become angered and violent. Their natural habitats include trailers, ingrounds, grandstands, and, on rare occasions, homes in the city (these species are endangered). They can drink any other girl under the table, and aren't afraid to kick ass!

NASCAR chicks rule!

NASCAR chicks love Jeff Gordon!

NASCAR chicks by kadydid July 20, 2008

nascar pants 

Wearing pants hiked up to one's nipples with a Nascar T-shirt tucked in with a belt, in preperation for watching a Nascar event.

I thought he was hot until I noticed his Nascar pants.

nascar pants by janiegrrl13 September 29, 2009

nascar (adj.)

Used to describe something beyond terrible. Derived from the name of a pointless hobby (not sport) that involves making wide, left-hand turns for hours on end.

Oh man, that infection on my bathing suit area is totally nascar.

nascar (adj.) by BenB June 8, 2005