Mysexual

Someone who wants to fuck but also A person who neither straight or gay but He/She is in love with themselves is a “mysexual”

Jim:Aye bro you should try to smash Kim

You: nah boy I’m a mysexual I wanna fuck myself .

by Mysexual October 23, 2018

Musen

A musen is when the writer casually forgets how to spell, and the artist-turned-proofreeder fails miserably at his job.

"I've come to reclaim the emporer's pendant!"
"You can't have it."
"I'll have it off your corpse!"
"No. Listen, it's not here."
"Where have you hidden it?"
"In a MUSEN where it belongs."
-Gnomes Journal by Ogmacomic on Webtoons (pre-edit)

by Made-Of-Magic April 29, 2020

MUSEAMING

When listening to music and you feel a sense of comfort or warmth no matter the genre of music while imaging your self into that song and scenario in a sense just like daydreaming

In this moment I felt a sense of MUSEAMING

by iamconfusion October 8, 2020

museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

Wow Joe, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff

by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

museum stiff

When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favorite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.

"Wow Johnson, I think that exhibition just got me museum stiff."

by mike88888884 January 26, 2022

Musix

A fancy non-official plural of "Music"; usually used when you got a selection of songs in particular playlists of yours, and that you want to share with your friends or whoever else at once.

"Heya! I got some musix that I wanna share with you, if that's OK."

by Somberri April 14, 2022

Muse

A creepy, ravenous tentacle monster who lives in your basement and offers you ideas and inspiration for YouTube videos in exchange for raw meat. These monsters can reproduce asexually by planting spores inside humans, which compel said humans to consume raw meat and feed them while they develop inside of them. They're secretly planning to dominate the world. If you feed them enough meat they'll start craving living creatures and will eventually impregnate you without your consent.

Victoria: Your muse isn't gonna eat me!

Alex: What...? You mean the.... big.... tentacle monster in my basement?
Victoria: Yeah.
Alex: How do you know about that?
Victoria: ....I have one too.
Alex: WHAT?!

by PussyEater69000 June 6, 2022