murks

If something is "Murks" then it´s simply shit. usually the product of someone´s inability to do just the thing he/she/them tried to do. Can also be used for describing something: he totally murksed it.

Person1: Look at that picture th artist sold for 4000.
Person2: What the fuck?! That´s total MURKS! A drugged ape would do much better!

Person1: Heard of Bill proposing to Jane?
Person2: Yeah he toally murksed it. I can till see how swollen his left cheek is.

by Soul76 October 19, 2003

Murked

When you are so high that you are unable to do anything, move, or speak.

After taking a huge hit off the bong, Joe's friends asked him if he was ok, but he was so murked that he couldn't respond.

by dfolse February 1, 2010

Murked

Stoned

Jay: Dude, i havnt been this blasted since college man.
Bob's parrot: Ya dude, You look murked.

by zomatrocity January 22, 2011

murky

To get murk. basically dominating at a sport or game.

We got murky playing halo on x box live.
or
I got murky on the b-ball court today.

by The real s-dot July 17, 2007

murkatang

to seriously beat the fuck out of something either sexually or fighting something to both of destruction...

damn john got with amy and boy did he ever murkatang

jo murkatanged bill when he bopsed him in his izzear

by dutt April 2, 2005

MurkButt

Similar to MudButt, only more violent and accidental death can occur.

guy1) Yo, i got a case of that MurkButt today.... like hardcore!
guy2) That sucks, bro. At least you made it out alive!

by BCrunk!!! May 29, 2010

murked

when a person gets messed up in an injury kind of way.

he got murjed at the subway station.

by antoinette fleming February 19, 2003