shut your muffins

a polite way to tell someone that their buttcheeks are talking shit.

Larry: My ass hurts from getting rammed by the black guys I hire at the furniture store.

Dave: Shut your muffins!

by slurret May 17, 2010

chicken wing muffin

n. When the lips of a girl's vagina is so flappy that it seems like they could use them to fly.

I was getting lucky with this girl and she had the nastiest chicken wing muffin.

by ElevenTen11 November 16, 2011

cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

A group of cunt berries covered with semen and vaginal secretions that are stuck together to look like a glazed muffin.

I was going to eat the ole lady's snatch this morning, but it looked like a cunt-berry fuckle-muffin

by ex_lax70 July 12, 2016

muffin tits

Noun -
Referring to any woman.

"Hey, Muffin Tits!"

"Did you just call me 'Muffin Tits'?"

"Yeah, because that's what you are, girl. A Muff 'n' Tits."

by Beau Barber June 21, 2007

blueberry muffins

Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)

"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"

by Xela808 January 28, 2015

protein muffin

After you shoot your load on a bitches clit, she insists you slurp your own cum out of her holes.

After Matt dropped his goo on Jen she insisted he lick her protein muffin

by muffinman 2233 January 16, 2009

crusty blood muffin

When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.

Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.

by Jamoocaba February 4, 2010