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text messing 

doubting or use of sarcasm in cell phone text messaging.
(text reply) "are u serious? or are u just text messing w/ me?"
text messing by jacknjillcc December 7, 2010

You are missing the bus 

The act of stupidity,foolishness, and or acting dumb
You are missing the bus if you think laker is ugly

Mickey Mousing

Bay area slang
See Also: Mickey Mouse Hoes

1. When you pick up on a girl and you try to fuck or you ask her to do somthing either sexually or somthing such as hold my weed while i drive im on probation and they dont want to because they are scared thats called Mickey Mousing just basically being a square ass bitch not being cool and down, people who are like this are refferd to as Mickey Mouse Hoes

2.when somone is being a quote fag
or a square

being really pg and shit

not really down
being a little scaredy ass pussy

3. also when a girl talks about how shes a freak and she'll fuck the shit outta you and rock your world but shes just frontin thats refferd to as mickey mousin
frontin means she says shes about it but she really isnt.. she talks the talk but doesnt walk the walk
1. Breh i picked up this one girl right, she was lookin fine as fuck, and i took her out and shit right, took her back to my place and the bitch was mickey mousin, wouldnt even let me take her pants off nd shit, she really wasnt down to fuck just down to have me spend all my money on her broke ass

2. Guy #1 aye lets go hit a store and steal a couple things
Guy #2 nah i cant get caught up
Guy #1 niggah you hella mickey mousing
stop being a fuckn skware breh
1. While during intercourse the woman riding the male uses her hands to make moose ears without the male knowing.
"I'm so tired from moosing last nite"
Moosing by Brooke & Kelly April 12, 2008

The Missing Link

Owner of the successful record label Premier Entertainment Group. Founded in New York circa 2006.

The one thing that connects "A" to "B"
I wish "The Missing Link" Produced my album!
The Missing Link by Bryan Z February 25, 2008

moshing grits 

I was watching this porn, and these two girls just started moshing grits. It was way cool.
moshing grits by Rhymin Steve December 16, 2002