Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

Sylvia Moss

Herpes infested bitch that has children that look like they had third degree burns. Also likes chodes and coons.

I forced Sylvia Moss to eat my mastadon cock while Jair Taylor watched.

by Umitaylor08 March 2, 2019

moss sock

when something in a video game goes wrong also used as an insult

dude, that last game was so moss sock

by konii February 27, 2021

Moss Mentality

The mentality of when the person don’t care about the problems they’ve caused. In addition they ignore/run away from any criticism or backlash. While still thinking they’re right. They’re also probably apathetic.

Named after a groomer, Softieguts, also known as Moss.

Softieguts: Oh you’re mad at me for grooming someone?? I don’t care! Why should I care!!

A bunch of people: *criticizes them*
Softieguts: Woe is me I’m getting death threats! Better run away and still think I did nothing wrong!!!

People with human decency: Uh oh shes got the Moss Mentality

by ThePostFall July 23, 2022

Moss

The best most awesome person in the world they are so cool and i love them

human: do you know Moss?
Me:You mean the best person in the world?

by TotallyNotArden May 13, 2022

Moss

Moss is one-of-a-kind. No one else is like him. He is an oddball.

If he cares about you he treats you like royalty. He wont let ANYONE mess with the ones he loves. He's charismatic and the nicest person you will ever meet. He's different and special. He wont ever hurt you. He has a bit of a temper but its best for the people around him, and his own safety. A protective, harmless, respectful, caring, weird wonderful person. You'll fall in love with him in the first three weeks of knowing him. <3

"Man.. i wish i was lucky enough to have a Moss in my life."

"I'm one of the lucky ones. (:"

by mosszac November 22, 2021

Moss

To destroy someone or something in a video game.

Yo, we just mossed all these dudes.

by HeathenMFG April 6, 2020