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morning flush

the first flush in the morning that wakes up everybody in the house.
I heard a morning flush at 5 AM and now I can't sleep.
by ghwajoigjweiowtuwe January 9, 2010
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morningless

Waking up in the afternoon; missing the morning
I got a little intoxicated lastnight, woke up morningless today.
by DevCarnellBourc October 22, 2011
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Morning Riser

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.
Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.
by Turdferguson October 8, 2015
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morning oreo

The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.
Person 1: What the fuck is that smell dude?
Person 2: Sorry I woke up with a morning oreo...
by Obeflow May 10, 2016
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Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.
Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley
by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016
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Morning Show

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016
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morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company
Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.
by zimdoh February 20, 2022
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