The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.
by Obeflow May 10, 2016
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Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
by Obeflow August 27, 2025
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