Definitions by Obeflow
Nose Ring Theory
The theory that a woman with a nose ring (particularly a septum piercing) creates and often has a personally defined by personal trauma, a need to prove she's "authentic", disagreeableness, and far leftism. Often masculine men perceive these women as something to avoid.
Man 1: Hey bro, that girl over there is pretty cute. Should I show her the rizz?
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
Man 2: Keep walking bud! Have you heard of nose ring theory? She looks like the prize bull at the county fair.
Nose Ring Theory by Obeflow August 27, 2025
morning oreo
The act of waking up and realizing that one has shit the sheets and creamed their pants while sleeping.
morning oreo by Obeflow May 10, 2016