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Mogadishu Black Site

A date night idea where you and your significant other sit across from each other in a sparsely decorated but well lit room. Temperature shouldn’t be any more than 57-58 degrees. You both strip naked and sit back down. No food or water should be in the room. The door should be locked on a timer until the following morning.

You begin by starting off with little digs of your loved one: you hold your fork funny or sometimes you make a noise in your sleep. The other person takes a minute to digest and then responds with a dig of their own.

You repeat this over the course of 24h; the digs getting incrementally deeper and more personal. You grow hungrier, thirstier, and yet you sit there both cutting and being cut down.

By the following morning, you hate every fiber of yourself and of the person you loved only hours before. Everything has changed.

The door unlocks. You both dress and leave.
My wife and I tried a Mogadishu Black Site last night, and now we aren’t speaking.
by CallMeLewcifer April 21, 2023
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Ella Monaghan

Loud,doesn't be quiet, and can make you laugh all the time.
'did you hear 'ella monaghan' today? she never shuts up!
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fixation manadite

The strong or faded belief in some higher being, force or nature in order to achieve an effervescent or "safe" death. This practice is ultimately directed towards individuals with a superior mental state.
John didn't want to die a lonely, stupid piece of shit, so he swiftly joined the Roman Catholic Church, in the name of fixation manadite, in order to die thinking he's going to Heaven, or some place far past the imagination or thoughts of the human race, instead of dying forever.
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Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.
Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!
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coleman monahan

A small albino Nazi with vagina. Into the same girl for 8 years (#sorrynotsorry). #hasamilf
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Cameron Monaghan

the hottest man in the planet literally he’s so fine and sexy i love him he’s hot and has the most adorable smile i love him and he played ian gallagher so well literally i love him
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