meteorfalcon

BEST STREAMER EVER.
BEST FATHER EVER

METEORFALCON IS PRETTY POG

by Totally not Tacos September 9, 2023

Facebook meteorologist

An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.

Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.

by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011

Armchair Meteorologist

A person who does not have any background in meteorology but still says certain things are going to happen, normally from the comfort of home with an installed radar on their PC or phone and never uses actual weather models to make predictions.

Jeff keeps saying the storm will die out before it hits us, he's really being an armchair meteorologist.

by Ragu_Gaming June 17, 2021

Metered apathy

A way to selectively "check out" and ignore your work surroundings. A defense mechanism where one selectively does not get involved to maintain sanity while warding off additional work.

I had to turn up the apathy meter to survive Lumberg's meeting.

Its not that I don't care I just have metered apathy.

by Join The Club May 15, 2010

Meter-mackin

The act of flirting with persons whose parking meter is set to expire, by use of change they may lack.

Joe took a handful of quarters and went meter-mackin.

by 655, The Wise June 21, 2013

Meateor

An unimaginably huge cluster of frozen raw flesh hurling through space.

And yay did the Sausage-makers rejoice openly as the Meateor showered raw flesh across the barren lands.
Professor Asmovinich's theories of finding food in deep space were finally taken seriously when the T535 Meateor crashed into Southern Siberia.

by D. Goode August 2, 2016

memeorphasis

When two or more separate memes can come full circle and go hand in hand. When the two memes combine and morph into one whole meme

"I just realized these two memes actually work really well together! It's like one big meme featuring two smaller ones"
"It's meme metamorphosis! It's memeorphasis!"

by Not Sydney September 6, 2017