Usually 3am, a time when absolute chaos ensues. Melons are everywhere. You cannot escape the melons.
by poocomesfromfood September 28, 2021
Get the Melon timemug. A now-banned Jewish method of execution. It entails taking the removed foreskins of young boys and wrapping them around the head of a criminal; until said criminal's head bursts in half like a watermelon with alot of rubber bands around it.
by Melon expert December 13, 2020
Get the Full Melonmug. A sexual act where a man gives himself a titjob with a woman's melons while his butt is positioned either on or near her face. The "yelling" aspect is induced by the man farting or defecating on the woman's face which will likely lead to yelling unless she's into that sort of thing. In that case the Yellin' Melon cannot be properly achieved.
Ethel: "Oh my God Gertrude, why did you break up with Archibald?"
Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."
Gertrude: "He pulled a Yellin' Melon on me last night... after having eaten Indian food."
by Waaaat?! October 17, 2015
Get the Yellin' Melonmug. by sunnyday March 3, 2021
Get the Melon Lordmug. a person that is the ultimate douche, but no matter what you can't get mad at them because they are so cute
by beansinurapartment August 17, 2011
Get the Douche Melonmug. by Cleo1996 December 7, 2021
Get the honeydew melonmug. by Shitsdip Magee August 5, 2010
Get the muff melonmug.