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melon turd

a turd that smells and looks like a melon
by noob May 13, 2005
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Melon Balling

The act of placing a pair of large breasts against the bridge of a sexual partner's nose, in such a way that the nipples rest comfortably against the eye sockets. Not to be confused with titty fucking or motor boating, melon balling is a stationary act.
1. Shawna's got those big huge tits, have you ever got her to melon ball you?

2. Is there anyone in this room Shawna hasn't titty fucked? She never follows through. she's just a melon baller.

3. Shawna's sister Shawndie can't compete in melon balling, her tits are way too saggy.
by Queen Etherea June 9, 2011
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Melon Pro

Those shoes are melon pro!
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twisting my melon

dude:-that's twisting me melon, man
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melons

I got a pair of fresh melons to eat.
by 93n3r1c l33t157 May 13, 2005
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MELONS

big boobs which make men horny
italian ladies have big MELONS
by Mike Faraingdon April 7, 2010
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Meat-Melons

Particularly impressive breasts, of the indupitably real variety.
Emily broke Orville's nose after he got drunk at a party and mumbled "I want to marinate your meat-melons with man-juice."
by Uncle Cornpone December 25, 2005
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