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Melch

a) "To Melch"- verb

A treat of a sexual practice amongst necrophiliacs the world over. A male and an accomplice must find a girl of childbearing age who has been dead for ideally five to seven days and has not been stored in refrigeration.

Male "A" presses his open mouth up against the vagina of the dead lady, whilst male "B" jumps onto her stomach, slamming his feet down. This will displace the decomposing contents of her uterus, sending it rocketing forth, down the vaginal canal and into the mouth of male A, whose objective is to catch and swallow as much as possible.

b)"Melch", noun.

The week old, rotting lining of a woman's uterus following death. A sloppy substance, reddish brown in colour, with plenty of chewable lumps.
The verb form- "Rob and I were feeling slightly hungry, so Rob retrieved the carcass he'd been safely storing under his bed, and we melched her dry."

The noun form- "I was feeling a little peckish after my Dungeons and Dragons marathon, so I fetched a luncbox full of melch that I'd been saving by the radiator, and tucked in."
by Thrilldogg November 24, 2007
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MEChA

MEChA stands for Movimiento Estudiantil Chican@ de Aztlan. Or Student Movement Chican@ of Aztlan. The official moto of MEChA is "La Union Hace La Fuerza" or 'Together we are stronger'.

The purpose of MEChA is encourage Chican@s to go finish college, a safe place for Chican@s to discuss political issues, and to organize protests and/or boycotts.

MEChA was founded in the 1960's during the protests of the war in Vietnam. During this time they published some documents that some took as militant. But since then MEChA has yet to organize any kind of violent protest.

Many have used MEChA documents from the 1960's to smear MEChA but have yet to point out any current events that would be considered violent or militant.

All MEChA chapters are independent from one another. Meaning that one MEChA chapter does not take orders from another chapter.
MEChA's moto: La Union Hace La Fuerza
by Smoking_Chimalli October 13, 2006
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Mechame

Mechame is an abbriviation for "Mecha Anime", used in the context that the said Anime has heavy Mecha/Cyborg influences or that the foundation of the said anime's plot is heavily based on mecha/cyborg related characters.
Hey, did you watch Zone of The Enders Dolores?
Yeah, it was a great Mechame, I would definatly watch it again
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Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.
Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.
by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016
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Mechasexual

Adj.

Having sexual preferance to machines. A term commonly used to describe PC owners.
"Okay Eddie...what are you, you don't seem to enjoy being heterosexual, and homosexuality is hopefully out of the question..you do own a impressive ammount of hentai. Are you..Suisexual? Or..perhaps, like most pc owners, mechasexual? Just wondering"
by Krab July 21, 2003
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mechaphiliac

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.
It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!
by Matt July 7, 2003
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