Leftover Mayonnaise

When a male is having sex with a female, and, just before climax, pulls out, ejaculates into his hand, and slaps her in the face.

Male: Mmm...
Female: What the...
*Slap!!!*
Female: Ugh! You just hit me with your leftover mayonnaise!

by Ambrosino January 17, 2009

chicken mayo (mayonaisse)

point of origin unknown! Is a new phrase used to describe ones attire and general style. They think they are original but in reality by trying to be different they actually fail! Comes fomr people who think chicken mayo is an individual filling of sandwich.

Bob's hair is so chicken mayo
Fanny thinks that she is so individual but actually she is a complete chicken mayo!

by Billy Bob December 4, 2004

mayonaise

man there is

mayonaise a lot of people in this bar.

by DickTickler August 14, 2010

maygan

one of the coolest, loyal friends you could have

omg, your so lucky to know her, she is a total maygan!

by ro z June 24, 2008

Sausages and mayonnaise ?

Another way to ask a friends oppinion on whether they would sleep with a specific person. The act of being so overwhelmed by the beauty of another person you have the urge to masturbate and ejaculate on their feaces.

Hey man, check that girl out...sausages and mayonnaise ?
So dude what about Rihanna...sausages and mayonnaise ?

by Kendrick CalMan dbn January 13, 2013

Mayonnaise

A word indicating the skeet, also known as semen, that is ejaculated from a man's sexual apparatus; when used in this context it always refers to a woman being either covered in or filled with the afformentioned term.

Dude, I was having sex with this one chick while making myself a sandwhich, first I put on the mayonnaise, then i pu ont the mayonnaise!!!

by Malcolm OSX May 4, 2006

mayonnaise sandwich

The sexual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejactulation, releases his semen between her butt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.

That bitch didn't want me to cum on her face, so I gave her a mayonnaise sandwich

by JJJ December 19, 2004