to pull a Matt S

To get really drunk and then start having sex with a girl, and then pass out while in the act of having sex with said girl and roll onto the floor and consequently have all your friends make fun of you.

I got so drunk last night, and I think I remember hooking up with some girl but I think I pulled a Matt because I woke up naked, facedown on the floor.

by Stephen H April 27, 2005

maths

maths stands for mathematical anti telharsic heptoses septonim. it is basically the language of numbers, with 1 meaning hello, 2 meaning the etc.

all mathematical calculations must exist between absolute 0 and the largest number possible. mathematicians think it is about 100 billion, but some think there may be even larger numbers

maths can be used to solve many every day problems, such as the optimum time to enbark on a conversation, or planning your trajectory to work.

by eeeeeeee September 23, 2007

Mattsacre

To violently kill someone

Holy crap, that kid just Mattsacre'd his family.

by Mattsacre December 25, 2007

Neece Mates

Used when describing close acquaintances whose banter or chat can only be described as smelly or stinky. Usually talking crap to gain cred or being perceived as cool, their chat typically achieves the opposite.

Usage: Steph Byrd has such neece mates, they've got such stinky chat.

Further Examples of neece mates:

Neece Mate 1 - Hello mate, I’ve just sunk 8 snakey bakeys in a row. I’m cruising on the A banter to Lashville.

Neece Mate 2 - Do my guns look big in this?

Neece Mate 3 - I have a mate of a mate of a mate who can sink 12 snakey bakeys in 5 seconds and then he eats the glass because he is such a ‘LAD’

by neecebants August 18, 2009

goin' to the mats

The phrase used by one mafia to challenge another mafia. This phrase commonly cause many deaths and the godfathers always survive.

Hey, Tony, you and me are through. We is goin' to the mats.

by Vincent J. Marchese May 14, 2006

Alabama Soul Mates

When you meet your soulmate at a family reunion

I met my cousin, Carmine, at my family reunion and we’re married now. We’re Alabama Soul Mates!

by alabamasoulmate March 1, 2019

maths

a stupid subject that you have to learn to get a job. even though all you need to use in the real world is multiplication, addition and all the other stuff you learn when you're 10.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.

man with gun-"WHATS THE FORMULA FOR PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM?"
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*

by rathsangatas drink November 9, 2004