makeupalley

See: Beautybash

This is the site that the lame people on Beautybash love to spy on, then run to beautybash and post foul, mean spirited, and usually lame messages about.

It's actually a great site, with lots of information and very active boards filled with knowledgeable ladies. Topics range from fashion to makeup to fragrance, working out, food, weddings, etc.

The posters at beautybash are immature and rather pathetic, as they love to spy on makeupalley and then run back to their nasty board to post idiotic things about the goings-on on makeupalley.

by nimble November 8, 2006

makeup sex

Makeup Sex - When, in Halo 2 or other first person shooters, you kill a member of the opposite team who just killed a member of your team. Yelled promptly after doing so into the mic to announce said act.

Player One: "I need some help here!"
Player Two: "MAKEUP SEX! I waxed his ass for ya!"

by Failure Mouse April 14, 2006

Makeup when you wakeup

A girl (most likely) who has done her makeup so bad, it looked like she did it while she was still waking up. Most commonly used when someone has smudged their makeup, gotten lipstick on their teeth, has crusted eye-liner on, etc. These people act as if they are beautiful gods, but sometimes they will tell you they didn't have time for their makeup, and won't act stubborn.

Girl 1: Wow, did you see her makeup?!

Girl 2: Yes! She totally pulled a makeup when you wakeup!

Girl 1: She does that everyday.

Girl 2: I know!

by NikkiInSLO July 19, 2009

Makeup

Feminine face paint that doesn’t look ridiculous in pubic!

True story

*Friends are putting on makeup*

Friend #1: What’s makeup?
Me (in my mind): Seriously?

Friend #2: *Tries to define it*
Me: *The exact definition above*

by Trashing stardust July 12, 2019

secret makeup

to fart on someone and rub the smell into their cheeks like blush

He was turned on by secret makeup.

by AIRZLA January 24, 2008

makeup sesh

when 2 stoners have a fight and they makeup by smoking a large quantity together.

Andrew: Im sorry about ditching you last night dude.
Shannon: It's allright man.
Andrew: Lets have makeup sesh. :D

by Dr. Whistler October 24, 2011

Makeup

Things that girls pay more attention to there boyfriend.

Boyfriend: wyd

Girlfriend: doing my makeup I look ugly without it. Bf: looks don’t matter. Gf: talks more than an hour about how she looks good with makeup on.

by Bobby terretino May 12, 2018