Daily Mail

A British tabloid newspaper, known for its extreme right-wing views, and obsession with things that cause cancer (almost everything) and things that prevent or cure cancer (the same things that cause it, but in a different edition).

Its single redeeming feature is the Saturday TV supplement, which is surprisingly good and comprehensive.

The Daily Mail says that red wine prevents cancer!

The Daily Mail says that red wine causes cancer!

by Beermat May 17, 2017

you got mail

The phrase I hear every time I check my aol email that makes me want to punch a wall.

"YOU GOT MAIL"
"omg wtf stfu" *punches wall*

by g f b February 27, 2008

in the mail

In progress, something that is in the process of being completed.

Stephanie: u can have jessika
JR: fuck no
Stephanie: she asked wut was wrong with her
Stephanie: she wants a whole list
JR: its in the mail

by Jon Reed July 31, 2006

junk mail

1. unwanted or annoying mail

2. uninvited email messages containing advertisments for unnecessary goods or services

I am sick of getting this junk mail.

by Light Joker March 12, 2006

daily mail

Unfeasible trash, aimed at the Upper-Middle class market. Known to sport headlines such as "Middle classes to be taxed by Labour!" "Tories to save universe!" "Holyrood SCANDAL!"

"Ban this sick filth!"

by Dayv March 3, 2004

right as the mail

to be right, without any uncertainty. taken from the idea that the mail is always prompt and on time.

Billy: Are you sure about that?

John: I'm right as the mail.

by Twan Diggity June 27, 2006

Fail Mail

A group email from your lecturer/boss/other alerting you and others on the mailing list of your failure.

"Yo, I saw your name on the Fail Mail dude....see you in summer school"

by Lpaq the don November 17, 2009