20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can't be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while attempting to vibe check a blonde vampire.

Donut: take this DIO 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde guy: (X) Doubt

by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021

Seven-meter defeater

Noun
A very large cock

''Yo, nice seven-meter defeater''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021

Absolute meteors

In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.

Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.

by Goldensballs May 18, 2022

Armchair Meter Maid

When you take it upon yourself to tell people how to park or shun someone’s parking or take it upon yourself to call out someone parking in a handicapped spot not knowing their condition

Dan used his wife’s handicap placard to go into the store. an armchair meter maid cussed him out for parking there.

by Dnurse15 April 20, 2023

bad-o-meter

the measurement of "badness"
A.K.A the scale of rating a certain individual's bad level. (bad in the form of an extremely sexy/ appealing quality) =

some random bitch: "Omg!!! Tyler scored a 98 on the bad-o-meter"
Rebecca: "wow...i'm so lucky, thats HOTT as hell"

by McFizzlezzs March 30, 2009

Hid-e-o-meter

A device that measures ugliness.

As in: " That dress is a 10 on the Hid-e-o-meter"

by amazonloveswords February 4, 2010

Dank-O-Meter

An app available on IOS and Android that accurately determines the dankness of anything asked it.

"Dude I checked Dank-O-Meter and it said my outfit was "Dank as fuck""
"Gnarly brah"

by Strinck May 16, 2017