social meter

When shriya gets tired of interacting with others or being social her social meter gets down

Like my social meter is down

by Idkwhatsit December 3, 2021

Peter meter

Ones sense that the person standing in front of you is male even though they're dressed as a female.

I was at a bar and this person walked up to me. My Peter meter immediately went off knowing that she had a dick.

by Dingles01 July 1, 2024

Giggle-meter

The amount that you laugh, measured on a meter

Yooo Jaxon, that joke you just told made my giggle-meter rise!!!

by Bigdaddywindowseller May 13, 2025

Canadian Teagan Meter

The act of inserting one’s finger into another persons anus while fighting. This act usually ends the fight instantly.

I gave my roomate the Canadian Teagan Meter last night while we were grappling.

by Radial_Engine September 27, 2022

Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.

Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.

by Sprinkles The Death Dealer April 3, 2009

micro-meters

typically used by certain boys named alejo as a form of measurement

“hey i just measured with micro-meters” “wow that’s cool alejo, what were you measuring?” “...”

by skunk420... September 15, 2021

Fucks-to-give meter

Measures how many fucks you give from a scale of 1-10

Somebody who I hated wants to talk to me, so I gave him the fucks-to-give meter to him. I gave him a 0 amount of fucks to give

by Isuckox485 May 2, 2023