Macho Manned

A finishing move in sex during which the man exclaims “ooohhhh yeah” in a gruff voice.

My date last night was lame. At the end he Macho Manned me as his finishing move. Meh.

by Fuckfuckery September 1, 2019

macho ibérico

A spanish word that means the typical stereotype that represent strong, hairy, fat men, usually they are lumberjacks and are known to be the kind of person that work on the kind of porn known as "osos maduros"

Me pinto las uñas de color negro porque es un color de macho ibérico

by Eustakios December 19, 2019

Mahogany Moonbeam

While your girl is giving you a blowjob you take a flashlight (Maglite preferably) and you turn it on and put it in her ass. She has to try to turn it off with her ass while you're making shadow puppets from the light. It's great while camping. Everyone will be able to see the shadow puppets outside your tent.

While camping I gave this bitch a Mahogany Moonbeam

by Project FICON January 24, 2020

maho.wife

The coolest and sexiest tiktok-er never misses, in fact not even once.

Simps for:KAKASHI, MIKASA, ZEKE, REINER, REVY

-“have you heard of the coolest and sexist TikTok-er

-“oh yeah maho.wife Right?”
-that’s correct

by Erwin fat cock February 22, 2021

mahocult

mahocult is a very cool and very nice tiktoker that is very very very based.

"have you heard of mahocult?"
"who hasn't? she's super based"

by amicus_19 March 18, 2021

Machout

A machout is a person who is very good at bedwars or Minecraft. This person is usually monotone but it's okay becuase he makes up for it in his impecable taste in Hypixel games. This person gains the respect of everyone through fast bridging and overall good skill in minecraft.

Friend 1: "Man he's such a machout."
Friend 2 : "IKR!"

by itscameron March 19, 2021

Macho Simp

A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.

Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"

by Spawnface November 17, 2021