listence

Listence means charming and elegant. A Listence is that kind of girl who any boy would dream of having. She has everything that could define beautiful. The first time you'll see her you you will feel a zoo in your stomach. Listence is bubbly and welcoming. She is free around everyone. She is probably the coolest girl in the world. She likes to be called Lee or Lista. She gets pretty emotional at times but she'll always come back to her senses. She easily forgives and values time with her close friends. Her smile is the most amazing thing ever, it alone is enough to ruin a boy's entire semester. Never miss a chance to date a Listence in your life. Listence likes slim handsome guys with nice shoulders.

A: Listence, why are you SINGLE?

L: Because my parents are strict. Why are you also single?

A: Because your parents are strict
L: 😊 ❤️

by Anonymousac July 7, 2019

Piss Listening

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.

Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?

by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 2, 2010

areola listener

term that describes a male or female individual that enjoys using a large breasted woman's chest as a pillow, and this may or may not include motor-boating the f*ck out of those titties

She may not be a lesbian on the level of Ellen, but she's still an areola listener.

by lovedemtitties February 18, 2014

binge listen

Consuming an entire podcast series at once (or several episodes at a time until every installment has been heard).

(similar to binge watching, but with podcasts)

I just binge listened to every episode of the Artie Quitter Podcast, so I'm completely caught up with everyone who's been listening to the series, from the beginning.

by itstheit August 16, 2016

non-listener

A NON-LISTENER is simply a selfish twat who utterly refuses to listen to ANYONE, even their own children, family, friends, etc. Incredibly selfish in their existence, they will blow off even the most caring and appreciative folks in their life. Also commonly found to abuse alcohol, which exacerbates their monumental NON-LISTENING. They can usually HEAR you, but do not LISTEN.

Also refers to children who do not LISTEN properly and pay attention. In most cases, it has been found that NON-LISTENER children do not LISTEN because their parents DO NOT LISTEN.

"That piss-drunk cock is a real and genuine NON-LISTENER."

"Motherfucker won't even listen to his own son on the phone, total non-listener."

"That little peckerhead doesn't listen because his parents do not listen. Non-listener!"

by Merrillizer January 28, 2017

do you listen to girl in red?

'do you listen to girl in red?' is basically a gay person asking another person if they are also gay.

so like... do you listen to girl in red? 😳😼

by annalikesoreos September 18, 2020

do you listen to girl in red?

To ask someone if they listen to girl in red is to ask them if they're a lesbian. It's lesbian code for "are you a girl who likes girls and is willing to date a girl?"

"Do you listen to girl in red?"
Girl in flannel with an eyebrow slit: "Yes."

by yeeetusss October 16, 2020