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Lindsey Hoffman

Slutty girl from a small town of maple shade, if you hook up with her and DON'T catch something consider yourself the messiah, doesn't actually own anything other yoga pants, can't believe you're actually looking this up
Horny guy: "Bro who is that sexy white girl with the cake"
Bro: "that's Lindsey Hoffman, stop playing before she asks us to train her"
by 666tvkillemall December 23, 2013
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lindsey bunce

(Noun) Lindsey bunce is a great singer and a beautiful girl. She has brown eyes and long brown curly hair. She makes an amazing friend. Shes alays there gor people she loves.
I cant wait to go to school and seelindsey bunce!!
by Yeeeeeegang January 25, 2018
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Lindsey Way

Lindsey Way (commonly known as Lyn-Z) is the bass player of Mindless Self Indulgence. Lindsey Way was born in Dunoon, Scotland. She attended Pratt Institute, where she studied fine art and illustration.

After years as a touring musician with the band Mindless Self Indulgence, she has been inspired by world art culture, and other influences include Mary Blair, Henry Darger and Georges Melies. Lindsey's current body of artwork is a collection of thirteen dioramas entitled "Hush".

Lindsey Way is also married to Gerard Way, a comic book artist and musical artist.
Person 1: She's doing a backbend while playing bass?! How is she standing up?!

Person 2: Ah classic Lindsey Way.
by MariatheWaylien March 8, 2018
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Lindsey

A girl who is an extreme beast expecially when it comes to Call of Duty or Madden NFL or really anything competitive. The biggest beast out there.
Damn, Lindsey is really good at this game.
by Userbeast November 6, 2019
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Lincey

Lincey is the best person you will ever meet she is gorgeous and she has the best personality ever. She has a great body and she is an amazing kisser and loves everybody but sometimes she had a hard time showing it. She is funny, kind, hardworking, smart, and sexy so if you ever meet her don't let her go.
Omg Lincey is so amazing!
by Unknown 8642 November 17, 2019
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Lindsey

A Lindsey is the result of the violent wind-tunnel created by two weasels (each of whom were the product of mixed marriages), locked in a garish spinning battle of sensual slightly cartoonish sexual intercourse. In a Lindsey, the genitalia and ejaculates of the spinning air weasels are emitted in a perimeter spanning no less that 18.6 feet. It is long rumored that on March 12th, 1864, the great Peabody Scrugg witnessed a raucous din coming from the storm cellar. Upon investigating this disturbance, a string of ejaculates flew into the old man’s eye and temporarily granted him the power of levitation. He flew off into the sun days later.
Hey Victoria, lift that gunt and spread that salmon gutter, I’m gonna tongue-twirl that funk button like a Lindsey.
by Krenzz June 29, 2020
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Lindsey

Lindsey, a girl who is a fun loving and ready to take on the world. She is fun to be around and always loves a new challenge in her life. It may take time for her to warm up to you but once she does she’s one of the best people to hang out with.
Lindsey is super funny!
Was that Lindsey walking by?
by THEKAT2 September 14, 2020
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