Exclamation of which many forms exist (i.e. you fail, you fail it, you suck at life), used after the subject has failed at performing an easy, simple or mundane task.
If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.
Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.
If said straightfaced and/or casually, the effect can be greater than that of other, milder insults. However, its use and effectiveness depend heavily upon timing.
Conversely, "I fail at life" can be used to acknowlege one's own failiure.
(Person A proceeds to open their front door, but in doing so slips and falls, causing them to wipe out on their front steps.)
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."
Person B: "Wow. You fail at life."
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The absolute gayest thing on the earth. If you have this app delete it now because your parents are in fact tracking you then they catch you vaping smoking weed smashing etc
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How you live your life as a sentient being is perhaps more relevant than what purpose does life itself serve.
There are few guarantees in life and to assume that any answer to any question is correct is arrogant folly.
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” – Socrates
However everyone is entitled to an opinion. Here is mine…
How you live your life as a sentient being is perhaps more relevant than what purpose does life itself serve.
There are few guarantees in life and to assume that any answer to any question is correct is arrogant folly.
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” – Socrates
However everyone is entitled to an opinion. Here is mine…
The meaning of life is.... life
Life is the most amazing thing; it is something that we take for granted because we do not know any better.
If we could understand just how surreal the whole concept of life is - we would surely implode or just fade away into insanity.
Hold your hand up in front of your face, wiggle your fingers - do you understand how beautiful, bizarre and amazing the whole concept is?
Take a walk outside look at anything, listen to everything, touch something, smell the soil, taste the air - these are not things you should be able to do - you should not exist.
Life is not something that should exist; it does not make sense, it cannot be explained rationally.
Life is enjoyed in the simplicity, the natural beauty of nature and emotion
Life is hard, life is oh so painful.
But... life is beautiful; without life there is no love.
Without love there is nothing.
Therefore the meaning of life is life, because without life there is no love
Love is all - cant you feel it?
Tuesday 12/01/2010
Life is the most amazing thing; it is something that we take for granted because we do not know any better.
If we could understand just how surreal the whole concept of life is - we would surely implode or just fade away into insanity.
Hold your hand up in front of your face, wiggle your fingers - do you understand how beautiful, bizarre and amazing the whole concept is?
Take a walk outside look at anything, listen to everything, touch something, smell the soil, taste the air - these are not things you should be able to do - you should not exist.
Life is not something that should exist; it does not make sense, it cannot be explained rationally.
Life is enjoyed in the simplicity, the natural beauty of nature and emotion
Life is hard, life is oh so painful.
But... life is beautiful; without life there is no love.
Without love there is nothing.
Therefore the meaning of life is life, because without life there is no love
Love is all - cant you feel it?
Tuesday 12/01/2010
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Where one (as a predator or victim) can waste lots of real time and monies w/ delusions of reliving a bettered remembered "glory days" as any sex or creature or thing, killing time w/ desperate housewives, retirees, drunks, the mentally ill and different dregs of ppls on Government Assistance, validating their time playing by creating crap or on sexual conquests, while they avoid their real life (aka 1st life) waiting for their 3rd life (aka death).
Recent media attention, I.R.S., pedophilia, hacked accounts, constant kiddie scripted disruptions.
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