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lumberjack

a lumberjack is a person who wears all plaid, every single day of their life. lumberjacks can be either antisocial or popular, and they are usually male. however, rare female lumberjacks have been spotted on occasion.

this strange group of people is a very rare subset of what is now called a hipster... the lumberjack makes being a hipster look nerdier than ever through their overuse of the plaid pattern and other hipster elements.

is you happen to meet a lumberjack, don't scare him or her off! you may never see one again!
it looks just like all your other plaid shirts... how am i supposed to tell which one it is? you're such a lumberjack!
by i_don't_owe_you_a_thing February 22, 2011
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Adam Lambert

The gay American Idol contestant who will be straight as an arrow after I get through with him ;)
Adam Lambert can serenade me anyday.
by LOL DANIELLE April 22, 2009
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Lumber

No that was not a herd of elephants, it was a lumber of fat girls.
by jlynnwest October 16, 2010
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dangerous lumber

1 a horny(lumber) man with an STD(dangerous) so making him dangerous lumber
2 someone who always hits someone with a baseball while they're batting and hit someone
1 that dangerous lumber gave megan AIDS
2 that dangerous lumber killed off my whole team
by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004
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urban lumberjack

A person who gets his firewood by picking up free pallets from behind businesses in the city and carrying them home on his back.
Unable to cut down trees in the park, Nathan became an urban lumberjack to heat his flophouse.
by 'D' Shift Dog Garr January 11, 2008
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lomberg

my boss
lomberg fucked her
by office spacer May 28, 2003
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LeMerchoint

A person who sets off an alarming device from an automobile intentionally to create a: distractions, scene and a lame attempt to talk to drunkin girls. Normally, this act is done while perched on a fence after last call. Bottom line is the term is applied to one being or acting like a jackass! Other abbreviated words pertaining: Oint, Merch, Ley and LeOint.
1. After a long night of heavy drink, LeMerchoint was perched on fence post acting like an Oint! 2. While conversing with a group of girls, LeMerchoint, not familiar with geography, mistakenly thought New Jersey did not boarder part of the east coastline, acted like a Merch!
by Scott Johnson July 14, 2004
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