lactation fraud

When a wet-nurse turns out to be a corporate spy trying to spy on your brother

Burt: "Hey, you heard about Mrs. Selvig? She was pretending to be a wet-nurse for Mark's sister."
Dylan: "Yeah, turns out she’s actually Mrs. Cobell, some manager at Lumon!"
Helly: "What the heck? That’s straight-up lactation fraud!"

by LumonBoard January 28, 2025

Lactaious

Containing lots/much lactose

This milk is nice and lactaious

by Lactaiousmooshroomcow February 23, 2026

Lactospicy

A playful term for lactose intolerance.

Person A: Did ya hear Lily’s stomach growling at lunch after some cheese?

Person B: Ah yes she’s lactospicy.

by Amsey May 8, 2025

Lactoseness

A word uttered by some stupid ass 5’1 Mexican on 8/25/25 which ruined my entire day

Nah bro overcoming her lactoseness
Your lactoseness is so slayful keep shitting queen

by capybaraz August 25, 2025

Lactose Tolerant-in

The inability to produce waste after consuming large amounts of dairy.

After eating cheesy Ramen, Alex and Celia activate their lactose tolerant-in.

by gotlaxatives6769 December 10, 2025

Cow Lactation

The white, warm liquidy substance that is projected out of a female cow's udders when tenatively massaged (much like ejaculate). Many think cow lactation is healthy when drank for life, but really causes obesety and foul smelling odors. This is the most horrific way to describe milk.

What's even worse than the image cow lactation brings to one's mind is the image of thousands of different cow's lactation mixing and rubbing together in a "milk supply" truck.. FUCKING SICK.

Heather: Do we have any cow lactation to put into Gabi's cereal?

Brittany: *Vomits wildly all over Heather's freshly Pine Sol'd floor*

by Britt k May 1, 2008

Anti-lactoarian

A person who eats everything except dairy.

After much research and inhumane treatment of dairy cattle, he saw no benefit in consuming dairy and decided to be an anti-lactoarian.

by HoleN1 April 14, 2016