lumber

marijuana

i had to call the lumberjack (dealer) to see if he had cut down any lumber today for me.
he picked up a few sticks for me since there aren't many abundant forests in the area.

by i'd have a drink with george w March 28, 2009

Lumberton

Lumberton, Texas
A small town with A LOT of people.
Snooty girls and jock guys.
Not what you would expect in a hick town(:
Tons of entertaining fights at school.
Not much to do in Luberton but sit back and watch all the drama happening.

"Welcome to Lumberton"
Size: 8 Mi. long
Population: 8,000

by ClassOf2016(: April 13, 2011

Lumberjack Slam

When a male is having sex with a female from behind and right before he is about to cum, he kicks out her legs from under her and yells, "Timber!" and then precedes to cum on her while she's on the floor.

"1: Man, yesterday Trevor really gave that bitch the ol' Lumberjack Slam."

by Minjae'sHouseofPorn November 18, 2009

Canadian Lumberjack

When you 69 with a girl standing up and you drop her on her head.

My girlfriend killed me when i Canadian Lumberjacked her.

by Deeteezy January 19, 2010

Lumber Jack

A chunky jolly fellow usual by the name LJ or chris.
Gets a buzz out of cutting down tree's then retreating to there dark lair where they drink stolen Booze and play on holographic phones.

guy:Hey look its the lumber jack
LJ: alreet
guy: Hint!
LJ: i love you.
guy: Go cut down trees

by Mcpwnzorage September 24, 2009

Slumber Lumber

alternate term for "morning wood"

The maid was aghast when she found the sleeping lumberjack, snoring, his slumber lumber proudly in view.

by Dan Farman May 9, 2004

lumbabagumbas

the cheap bog roll in crap toilets that sticks to your arse hair and rips every wipe

arrgh the lumbabagumbas is scratching my brown eye

by martyn May 6, 2004