Yuletide Log

The massive shit you do on Boxing Day after stuffing your face on Christmas Day

Guy #1 - "Hey mate, where are you off to?"

Guy #2 - "It's time to release the Yuletide Log"

by Ayroxus94 March 9, 2016

Prime Log

it's this one log that tommyinnit had in his exile arc in the dream smp minecraft server, which is apparently used to get his primes along with ringing a bell and screaming "TWITCH PRIME" at his chat, and it seems to work well!!

tommyinnit : we're at the prime log chat, you know what to do

by sqk17 February 11, 2021

log stroll

A short leisurely walk in hope of finding logs.

Meredith needed some logs for her fireplace so she went on a log stroll along the beach.

by SirRex June 22, 2017

pork log

a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers

Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker

by Sir Ivory Asstapperson September 19, 2011

Decorative Log

Intentionally leaving a shit in the toilet for others to view and be amazed by.

Lucy left Duncan a decorative log

'Wow!' said Duncan 'What's gone into that?!'

by Barneyfowell June 14, 2016

log by bulb

The thing that's supposed to get changed by joe many liberals

Day 9329472389474328482384729354895 of waiting for joe many liberals to change a log by bulb:

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022

Lifer Log

(Type, Person)
Slang term commonly used to describe man who is willing to go to jail &/or do prison time for a certain amount as p/m or p/y . Lifer Logs are usually only needed when in a high scale job was botched.

Did you hear **** is looking for a Lifer Log after the whole Baylee job ?

Jeremy is a lifer log, he usually leaves all his money to his wife and kids.

by PhishTahkos April 2, 2017