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White Lobster

The act of ejaculating on a women with a sunburn.
Dude one: So what happened with you and that chick you took to the river?

Dude two: She got a nasty sun burn, but she was still up for sex. So I gave her a white lobster.
by Timelord Tater September 14, 2013
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Anal Lobotomy

When you shove your dick so far up your partners anus you penetrate their cerebral cortex, leaving them in a drooling and incoherent state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)
1. I had a crazy time with Tommy last night. I swear that boy gave me an Anal Lobotomy.

2. Oh shit bro! I need to find a good place to dump a body. I think I just gave my girl friend an Anal Lobotomy
by PoppaGnatSperm August 14, 2010
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lobotomite

someone who suffers from extreme lack of critical thought, either through organic causes, brain damage, or lack of neural exercise.
Fox News has cornered the market in the 31-46 lobotomite demographic.
by ALargerView January 23, 2011
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Lost cunt

One who aquires a sense of utter hopelessness when a deadline or otherwise inescapable ominous task looms.
Monso get off wikipedia and start your FEA assignment its due tomorrow, fuck, your such a lost cunt.
by Haydenmalc May 22, 2008
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Like it? I lost my virginity to it.

It's a way of mentioning that you like that thing the most. When you really did like something very much for example a song or movie or TV show etc.
*your niggas are talking about a song*
you: murmuring the song;
nigga1: hey, you never liked it?
you: like it? I lost my virginity to it.
by redmattersite November 15, 2018
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No love lost

If there is "no love lost" between two people, they have a strong hatred, hostility, or enmity for the other person, and make no attempt to conceal it.
Son, I'm aware that there's no love lost between you and your cousin Bob, but we'll be staying at my brother's lake house all week, so you'd better not ruin our family vacation by fighting!
by Eldorean May 28, 2009
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lost my nose

When someone loses all conscious thoughts, and basically turns into a spaz. Also known as BPS syndrome, there is still no cure to this disease. Symptoms include singing, memory loss, loss of basic senses, and ultimately your nose.
Hey i'm paul with an inspiration wall. AHHHH I LOST MY NOSE!
by anonymous20102918201 November 21, 2010
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