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Lobster Shocker

When a person with a deformed hand, preferably with 2 pairs of fingers stuck together, Ring finger and pinky finger, and Index fingerand Middle finger. inserting the pairs of fingers into the vagina and ass of a woman. giving it the Lobster like claw Shocker.
Did you give Amanda the Lobster Shocker last night with your lobster hand?
Yeah... it was nice...
by Maul564 March 23, 2007
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Lobsterbating

A form of rigorous masturbation that renders you breathless and causes your face to redden from exhaustion.
As a teen I was very fond of Lobsterbating.
by loreleibooks July 25, 2011
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lobsterphilia

The desire felt towards your caucasian partner after he/she has a sunburn. This may cause one to recall past delicious lobster eating experiences.
As she spilled melted garlic butter over him, she said "I'm sorry, it's just my lobsterphilia acting up again."
by Mistress of Science August 11, 2016
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Lobstering

The playful and arousing act of having a companion probe and brush antennae-like objects over you while lying down on your stomach
Brianna was lying down pretending to be asleep with a bundle of glow sticks lying next to her, hoping that Scott would pick them up and begin a nice lobstering session
by ladislav77 July 28, 2017
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Lobster

“When all of a woman’s meat is in her tail” aka a phat ass
Victoria is for sure a lobster, look at that ass! I’m glad she doesn’t have eyes in the back of her head!”
by Dunkin_Johnson December 7, 2021
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Dropping lobster

Vomitting.
Sara shouldn't have had 3 watermelon martinis she was dropping lobster in Robin's car all the way home last night.
by Carynmark April 2, 2010
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Tiny-Ass Lobster

Shrimp. As defined by the character Tom Haverford on the NBC television show "Parks and Recreation."
Would you like a Tiny-Ass Lobster Salad with that?
by CharlesIsMyName May 18, 2011
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